Leah Sherman + Kirksville Web Design Team

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?"

"Mark Twain said to never use exclaimation points because it's like laughing at your own joke, but sometimes you just gotta laugh at your own joke 'cause it's funny."

"I like long walks. Especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

"When you are in trouble, when beset by doubt, run in little circles, wave your arms and shout."

"Only the insane have strength enough to prosper. Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane"

"As if you could kill time without injuring eternity"

"If you don't expect gratitude you'll seldom be disappointed."

"Paranoia is a very positive state of mind. If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter"

"If you sleep funny, do you wake up laughing?"

"Don't ever catch a falling star; you'll burn your hand."

"Whoever said 'nothing is impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door."

"Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi."

"Worst time to have a heart attack: during a game of charades."

"Caution: water on road during rain."